So a few weeks ago, I was at a party and the ever popular, “So what do you do?” was met with a blank stare. The conversation is (roughly) as follows:
ME: I do Web Development
HIM: huh?
ME: I build Web sites – all shapes and sizes
HIM: Oh, cool! My brother’s in a band and they want someone to do their MySpace page!
ME: Cool, I’ve done a few for bands. They’re not as easy as it seems.
HIM: So how much for a Website?
ME: How much is a car?
HIM: Uh, that depends, what kinda car?
ME: Exactly. If you wanna think of sites as a good, rather than a service, think in terms of investments like cars. How fast do you need to go? Where will you be driving? How long does it need to last? A Porsche doesn’t do too well off-road, you know?
HIM: Cool. So about how much for a MySpace?
ME: Well, MySpace sucks. You have to use a lot of hacks to get the code to do what you want and on top of that, you’ve got little room to work with. Remember, you’re paying for my time…
HIM: So, like $250 or thereabouts?
ME: Add another zero to that, mate – then we’ll talk, sad but true – shit’s expensive
HIM: *unintelligible gurgling noise*
And so it goes. This is really common with a lot of professionals (that is, I’m sure it’s happened to you in your job) and it stems from either preconceived notions about what a person does or it stems from having no idea what the job is. Asking me to do something like fix your email is like handing a mechanic at a bar an oil filter and asking him if he could fix your car. The mechanic’s off work. He fixes engines, yes the oil filter’s part of it, but are you gonna fork out for the time and labor?
